THINGS I WISH THE PILOT HAD

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 11/17/2014 at 00:08 • Filed to: None

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....a "GLASS/TAILGATE" option. Serioisly tho honda fucked themselves on that.

(Shut up I'm not living in my truck!)

(Yes, that's an NRA sticker)

cbell04 > Your boy, BJR 11/17/2014 at 00:11

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Ha 1st thing I thought before I scrolled down! *now lives in truck*

FocusedMark > Your boy, BJR 11/17/2014 at 00:12

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the glass isnt separate? That's odd

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Your boy, BJR 11/17/2014 at 00:15

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Like this?

Your boy, BJR > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/17/2014 at 00:21

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Like this.

Your boy, BJR > cbell04 11/17/2014 at 00:23

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hey man! that's.......accurate....

......fuck you.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Your boy, BJR 11/17/2014 at 00:26

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You can't roll that down while your driving. Nor can you experience, unbuffeted convertible like wind through your hair, without the sunburn. 2/10, needs a window that rolls down and an actual tailgate.

Your boy, BJR > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/17/2014 at 00:40

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My *former* Bronco finds your comment about convertible breezes adorable. Know what's awesome? No top, virgin snow, heater cranked, bundled up like its goddamn Siberia, side windows (except for those amazing little vent windows that are seriously the best automotive technology ever), Holy Diver blasting, and doing donuts.

Yeah, picture donuts.

(And deeeeeeeeeeeeez nuuuuuuuts!)

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Your boy, BJR 11/17/2014 at 00:42

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You know what is better than all of that? A/C and no sunburn.

Your boy, BJR > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/17/2014 at 00:56

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I know! That's why the bronco had ice cold AC and a roof over the driver and passenger.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Your boy, BJR 11/17/2014 at 00:59

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Plot twist: you have to go buy a rifle, then you have to make a stop. You have no roof, someone steals the gun, kills someone, and you're blamed.

Your boy, BJR > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/17/2014 at 01:12

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lol when the fuck would I be in that situation?! I live in Springsteen country.

Roundbadge > Your boy, BJR 11/17/2014 at 07:18

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Recommended for the 'Holy Diver' reference, other comments just gravy.

Meatcoma > Your boy, BJR 11/17/2014 at 12:27

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Sure looks like you're living in your van. It's not really a truck no matter what they want to call it.

Meatcoma > Your boy, BJR 11/17/2014 at 12:28

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Also.... wing windows. WIN!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Your boy, BJR 11/17/2014 at 12:43

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Always be prepared, it's New Jersey, which by what the TV tells me, it is North South Florida.

Your boy, BJR > Meatcoma 11/17/2014 at 13:19

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Hey man....................not cool. Let's call it an SUV just to make me happy.

Your boy, BJR > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/17/2014 at 13:19

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Point is, I wouldn't have a rifle. I keep my gat tucked.

Meatcoma > Your boy, BJR 11/17/2014 at 13:25

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I'll go along with that. Since you know... you are living in it.

Your boy, BJR > Meatcoma 11/17/2014 at 13:26

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Nah I was just chillin' in it.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Your boy, BJR 11/17/2014 at 14:20

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A wise parable from Alabama: Use your pistol to fight off the bastards until you get to your real gun.

Your boy, BJR > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/17/2014 at 14:37

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A nickel plated 1911 isn't a real gun?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Your boy, BJR 11/17/2014 at 14:41

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Compared to:

No.

Your boy, BJR > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/17/2014 at 14:42

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I ain't got nothing to worry about compensating for, though.